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This man IS genius. :)
This guy. I must remember this if I ever have an issue and need the police... LOL
Haha just remember in case there is an emergency. Haha. Thats the way you call the police like a boss.
Going to bed the other night. I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute later I rang again. 'Hello,' I said, 'I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them. Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you'd shot them.' To which I replied: 'I thought you said there was no one available.'
This guy knows what he’s doing… but that's rude to the police officers...
Come on Ladies. Stop judging yourself and each other so much. When you're 93 do you really want to look back and think about how much you hated yourself?
Lol!!! I keep coming across this and I laugh way more than I should every time
Photoshop done right. Some of these look legit, too. This is hilarious!
Doing this next time
oh my gosh. Tumblr people are so weird...
I can't explain why I laughed so hard. I'm dying.
hahaha. I dunno if this is a true story, but if so then I pin this with pride :) only at home would this happen! proud Montanan :)
BRO IDK YOU BUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ BE MY BFF
this guy evil pure evil sounds like something i would do to you Maggie Moore Drover
Sounds like your friend did you a favor on that one. I think you should raise your standards a little bit and oh, I don't know, be interested in a girl whose IQ is HIGHER than a chicken's.