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Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse.  Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse. Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

So perfect that I have no words. Except, it was just one buck.

So perfect that I have no words. Except, it was just one buck.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

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