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I wanted to work out, but then I wanted to not workout more.
You can pretend all you want but we know the truth. True story. So sad that she is a part of my nephew's lives! The truth ALWAYS comes out eventually, like I said, "what goes around, comes around" LOL
Ha so true!
We practice clean eating in my house. We always have clean dishes.
I haven't been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I've said all day. So, I'm gonna sit here and pretend I'm on the phone. That should do it.
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Don't pin on an empty stomach.
Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to"
Please God cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again, also please forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again.
Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off at the end of a long day.
I'm 'it's 8:30 and you wanna start a movie this late?' years old! When did I become this person? LOL
There are some people, and companies that I would really like to send this to...
Then, I told him, I just need to go to Target real quick. Be back in 10 minutes. Hahahah, and he believed me.....
Me after eating one healthy meal: I wonder how much weight I've lost..
Coffee! Maureen Mills Mills Rogers - Did you write this one? I know I've heard you say this:)
My GPS says 'time of arrival'. I see 'time to beat'.