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Funny Confession Ecard: of the decisions in my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good.

We've been friends so long I rely on your memory to remember my own past.

"We've been friends so long I rely on your memory to remember my own past." Story of my life. Thank God for my best friend! We haven't known each other a long time, but you know me better than I know me!

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Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: We have to be best friends. You're the only one who gets all of my Golden Girls refrences.

Wait, what??? Wtf did I just agree to?!?!?...Sadly I am guilty of this. You think I would learn by now

That moment of panic when your kid is babbling and you're really listening so you say, "Yeah," and they get excited and disappear. Oh dear!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today. Or because I got shit on at work today.

Sigh. The blessing of yoga pants. Click on the image for a quick tip to soothe anxiety if you don't have yoga pants in your vicinity.

It's astounding how much one's stress level goes down with the simple act of switching from skinny jeans to yoga pants. (stress quote, quotes about stress)

I may not be skinny, but I'm freaking awesome and that's basically the same thing.

Not skinny but awesome! That's me. I+may+not+be+skinny,+but+I'm+freaking+awesome+and+that's+basically+the+same+thing.

When I hear husbands complain about their wives spending money, I just think 'you're paying for a maid, a lover, and a therapist'. It's actually a bargain.

When I hear husbands complain about their wives spending money, I just think you're paying for a maid, lover and a therapist. It's actually a bargain!

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