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I hate the word homophobia. It is not a phobia; you are not scared. You are an asshole. | Reminders Ecard

Funny and kinda annoying, but I think I know where the saying comes from. Way back when, women didn't know when they got pregnant for sure. So I think it probably originally meant "We're expecting a baby, but we're not sure when." Or at least, that's my guess. But yeah, still, just say you're pregnant or having a baby LOL!

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You remind me of my big toe. Mainly because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.

;) I'm going to pretend that what you just said doesn't bother me, but I will flip out on you later for no reason.

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It’s not that I’m shy…

I'm not shy. I'm just very good at figuring out who's worth talking to. Most of you aren't. #someecards #funny #shy #insult