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@Gabby Sherer

What I love most about our friendship is that it's based SOLELY on INAPPROPRIATE conversations that no sane person should have. // I pin it despite the ortographical errors --- they make my eyes hurt --- because this is so true about us.

Good friends know the exact number of drinks you can handle before you make poor choices. Great friends hand you that drink.

Good friends know the exact number of drinks you can handle before you make poor choices. Great friends hand you that drink.<< Staicer there are 22 days until I can hand you that drink!

Most of you would either fully talk me out of it, or fall somewhere in the middle. The only people I can actually see helping me commit heinous acts are @Meagan Finnegan Chapman and our mutual hetero life mate. Jesus and I love you, pookie!

Most of you would either fully talk me out of it, or fall somewhere in the middle. The only people I can actually see helping me commit heinous acts are Chapman and our mutual hetero life mate. Jesus and I love you, pookie!

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.  #someecards

"Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed." I need one that says, "Don't make me mad then tell me I have an attitude problem.

You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't?  Yeah, I don't have one of those.

You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't? yeah, I don't have one of those.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play: "Drop it Like It's Hot". And if you could have Snoop sing it, that would be awesome!

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Funny Friendship Ecard: Our continued friendship is proof that great minds think alike. but utterly disgusting and demented minds are bonded forever.where is this friend?

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires. (This is SO how I feel some days.was close a couple times today.

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