That would be awesome to shock the hell out of abusive cheating dead beats! M<3

hahahaha so true

you did it



Wouldn't it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don't like.

my husband

"That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you're just so hilarious"

i could write lists all day long. now actually doing what is on the list....questionable.

All the time


Exactly!!! Some people need read this and go by it!

It's been a long day!


I actually laughed out loud.

so this bitch

i knew it

Yep, this is totally me, because we are told to sing in Church and make a joyful noise...and I absolutely follow that counsel!!! LOL

The hardest part of my job is being nice to stupid people.