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Yep -You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands for instance if they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

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Have you ever loved someone so much that you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and have them all to yourself? Well, apparently that is called kidnapping.

Putting your leg out of the blankets and then feeling exposed to monsters

Not so normsl. Dump A Day funny quotes monsters under your bed - Dump A Day

Nerd joke

"Not to get technical, but according to chemistry - alcohol is a solution." Great excuse for a drink!

Sounds about right, lol

I would like to think I will die a heroic death but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. [substitute "peanut butter" for frosting!

People keep telling me the 'right person' will come along. I think mine got hit by a bus or something.

People keep telling me the 'right person' will come along. I think mine got hit by a bus or something. So true

Blanket

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki. She's under a blanket!" So true and so funny!

Stupid People Force Field

Ever talk to someone SO STUPID that they make you squint? OMG, so funny - I do this all the time!

try to contain yourself!

Hardest Job Ever: Working in a bubble wrap factory imagine the self control needed…LOL

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