If people didn't say such ridiculous crap all the time, they'd find out how nice I can be.
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I really am a nice person. I just have a low tolerance level for stupid people.
story of my life
This is true
Sorry about that…
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You know that guy with the jacked up truck who talks about all the girls he’s constantly getting?
Me: Wow! Big Truck!" Him: "Thanks (with a big smile on his face)" While I raise both eyebrows, cock my head to one side with a big smile of my own and say "Over compensating?" Him: didn't say a word smiled at first then it sunk in and was written all over his face. I know it was mean...I've never done it again since. As I pulled away, the poor guy had a look on his face like I just burst his bubble! Before you all growl at me...tell me you haven't ever thought the same?
Hahaha. Yes so true!! Men in big trucks, sure does mean little penis'!!! Hahaha
HAHAHA so true, this is how I feel about guys with big trucks lol ;)
I giggle cause it's true! *snort*
lifted truck=every guy in tx
Funny stuff right there!!
little man,big truck.
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Ron Swanson ~ Parks and Recreation Just started to watch it and I really like him. The hernia episode was very funny.
I can't go because I don't want to- Ron Swanson, Parks & Recreation This is basically my life.
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Ron Swanson...Parks and Recreation
#ronswanson is my spirit animal.
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My life motto
so true :)
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Watching TV... Pretty much. This is how my friends and I were in high school...aww I miss my best friend from high school :(
watching tv with acquaintances and watching tv with bffs :) yup....that is exactly what its like!
So true... Try watching t.v. With acquaintances and bffs and the same time... Tricky stuff
Yeah, everyone becomes a different skin color when they watch tv with bffs lol.
Watching tv with acquaintances; watching tv with best friends forever. :)
watching tv with acquaintances and watching tv with bestfriends
Watching TV with acquaintances vs best friends...so true :)
We watch TV like Bffs XD
Watching TV.. so true!
Hahaha! So true!
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I hated group projects so much in high school...I lost track of how many times I got screwed royally.
This is so true!!! I'm going to remember this for when I start teaching!! I hate group projects...
hated group projects in high school.. assign them all the time to my students. :)
I HATE group projects! They were so much more fun in high school lol
So true. I hate group projects. Just let me do the work alone.
And this is why I hate group work to this day. TRUST NO ONE.
hahaha so true. and this is why i also hate group projects.
Story of my life! Hate group projects!!!!!
So true.!! I hate group work.!
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there is no shortage of people in this world that need a glorious smack in the face. FACT. possible reasons: constant complaining, wrong perspectives, greed, heartlessness, ignorance, egoism, dishonesty, just because, they like it, they asked for it, no respect, and so much more.
There is no shortage of people in this world that need a glorious smack in the face...
glorious smack in the face- another truth for today!!!
Some people just need a smack in the face.
My thoughts exactly!!
aint it the truth
You know it’s true.
This is so true!
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i adore my pinterest friends.. thanks for having my back right now - you know who you are, not gonna tag ya cuz i don't want to assist anyone in their endeavors to destroy me or to target you. i appreciate the heads up. namaste, my friends. <3 <3 <3
"Sometimes...I see someone's pins and I think we could totally be friends!" #pinterest #friends #humor #funny
Best Friend Pinners...and sometimes go to pin something and realize my actual bff already has!
This is sooooo true! (I even think a few of the "strangers" are my "friends":)
Best Friend Pinners~~SO TRUE LINDA~~~~~
Pinterest friend, haha so true!!!
Best Friend Pinner...OMG totally!
Haha... true story
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This is so true. But mine actually has Mordor and Arctic Ocean where H and C are located. One very small bump of the knob.
Lord of the Rings jokes make me laugh. That apparently means I'm a nerd. >>> This is so true. What is really annoying is when my shower changes temperature even when I haven't moved the temp nob
Lord of the Rings jokes make me laugh. Lol!!! So true!
Had to for the LOTR reference. :) But it's so true.
Hotel showers usually
sooo true....so true
True story though
A collection of funny things we find while wasting time online.
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Totally me!! LOL "Don't expect a 'Bless You' after the 5th sneeze. Get it under control." #ecard #medicine
My dad always said that we were only allowed to say bless you the first time, he was a 10 min. sneezer... literally haha.
Hahaha SISTER!!! Funny Confession Ecard: Don't expect a 'Bless you' after the 5th sneeze. Get it under control.
I full out belly laughed at this for a solid minute because I am the person who sneezes 5 times! Funny stuff right here!
Haha! This made me laugh so hard. Jeremy is a multiple sneezer and I always think this.
This makes me laugh. I am totally annoyed by persistent sneezers.
I need to show this to my sister! Hahaha crazy sneezers
This seriously made me laugh out loud. So funny!
This made me giggle.
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they just don't get it. Only the story of my life.
True story. Story of my life.
seriously.. True love
Haha! So true!
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Yeah, I’d shave my legs for you. Maybe.
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It's science, so it must be true.
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I actually tend to prefer clean shaven men. But I want to point out to all of you girls, LOOK AT THE WAY THE MAN IS POSED IN THE ONE WHERE HE DOESN'T HAVE A BEARD. His head is tilted up, eyes open in a weird manner, mouth slightly agape... now, the man with the beard; his head is slightly tilted down, mouth fully closed, eyes slightly slitted in a seductive manner... see the difference? It's not only the facial hair, it's also his mannerisms.
comparing the boy face to the man face lets me see where colton is coming from
This is so true for some people. Always for the mustache, though... True facts
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The truth about beards and mustaches lol (true story)
That is also science… (beards are wonderful)
Damn strait ! I love a man with facial hair!
my eyes went directly to the chest hair...
It is so true!
So true! Best movie couple ever.
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So true! Best movie couple ever. Seriously want to be like her parents more than anything when i have kids!
Everyone wants a relationship like The Notebook. I want a relationship like her parents in Easy A. Absolutely! SO TRUE!!
So true! Best movie couple ever. I was just watching this movie earlier and said that I wanted to be parents like them :)
So true! Best movie couple ever. Also, I loved their relationship with their kids.
So true! Best movie couple ever. But actually I'd rather be parents like them ;)
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Such a funny couple
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Something to think about..... Every girl should really take this quote seriously! So many Hirt others for no reason other than to be mean.
Something to think about..... Every girl should really take this quote seriously! So many Hurt others for no reason other than to be mean. We need to stop putting others down in order to make ourselves feel more important.
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Why do we do this? I've got to remember this and remember to be kind 💕💕
remember this, be kind, because you don't always know the whole story
Never thought about it like that.. So true
Every girl needs to remember this.
So true..why mean girls?
quotes so true
so true lol
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hahahaha yes. true story. that or fall dislocate my ankle and break it on both sides .... oh wait that was just running to the garage , yeah id die running for my life LOL
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Free, Confession Ecard: If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die.
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True story. Swim for my life? Hell yeah. Run? Absolutely not.
true story. LOL!! Omg this is a true story... I hate running!
True Story. I hate running..
Totally me. I hate running.
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This is true, love this!
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nothing looks as good as healthy feels.. a much much better version of the "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" saying
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Nothing looks as good as healthy feels. So true. It al starts with a healthy lifestyle. That's your foundation.
"Nothing looks as good as healthy feels." Amen to that! #quote #wellness #health #fitness #inspiration #motivation
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Very true - excellent fitness motivation quote!
feel healthy, health, fit
Oh, so true...
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"Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?" "Yes, Math." | eCards
It might as well be. #College #Math #Humor
A math funny
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The cure for boredom is Pinterest. There is no cure for Pinterest.... ecard
For those times when life gives you lemons…
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Nooooo life hands you lemons and you make lemonade by adding your own sugar and water. That's the point dumbass.
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OMG! Thats what I said to my friend when she tried to get me to fill in the blank to that phrase. She died laughing
(3) What are the best variations of the "when life gives you lemons..." quote? - Quora
Funny quote: unless life also hands you sugar & water your lemonade is gonna suck. Ha!
Made me laugh...
Haha so true
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Y'all know it's true. #periods #ecards
I don’t want to be an adult anymore…