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you flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride asshole.


:-) i don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but i do admire your total commitment to it. - Let's celebrate al kinds of crazy!

Funny Workplace Ecard: I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their fucking mouth is frowned upon by management.

YES lets go with that.. ;)

E Cards: I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. It's just that my standards are very high and most people just don't make the cut.



Welcome to 40

I've reached that age where my brain went from "you probably shouldn't say that" to "what the hell, let's see what happens.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Your dumb shit is what makes me want to get tanked at 11 am.


Free, Confession Ecard: I'm too old to drop it like its hot. I'm just gonna sit down like its warm.