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Free, Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: When they say. "drink responsibly" what they really mean is don't fuckin spill it.

guess so

don't let my looks deceive you. i have the mouth of a sailor, the temper of an italian housewife, and the the tolerance of an irish man. LOL truth x 100

It's driving me to drink...bottoms up, bitches!

In the door and I already need a drink a handgun and a shovel! Lol Ok. just breathe. Now how did that csi episode go?

….seriously…..

For the Hostess with the Mostest – Hostess/Host Gift Ideas

I like laying out by the pool too, but I usually have a drink in my hand.

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

so me.lol "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

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