Too funny! This is your Birthday and to show I care, I wanted to get you something to wear…I wasn’t sure of your size, and money is tight, and buying the wrong thing just wouldn’t be right… So, I’m giving you something I know you can use; It’s almost as useful as a new pair of shoes. Now every time you sit to pee, I know that you will be thinking of me! So, use this gift to dry your tush, Then make a wish before you flush. I cannot stop laughing!
Baby Bath Time in a Jar: Fill a large glass jar with cute baby wash cloths, onesies, travel size baby wash, shampoo, lotion, powder, Q-tips, & rash cream. A gift card would add a nice touch too. Glue a rubber ducky to lid and add polka dot ribbon around jar. Print color-coordinated tag for front of jar.