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“First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches. May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty. When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half And stick with Beer. Guide her, protect her When crossing the street, stepping onto boats, swimming in the ocean, swimming in pools, walking…

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JOYFUL scribblingsfrom JOYFUL scribblings

The Office

I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

BuzzFeedfrom BuzzFeed

50 People You Wish You Knew In Real Life

Meh.

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But remember that you have to move on, somehow. You just pick your head up and stare at something beautiful like the sky, or the ocean, and you move the hell on.

Etsyfrom Etsy

Thin Blue Line 12"x12" (All That Stands Between the Monsters and the Weak)

"And remind the few if ill of us they speak, that we are all that stands between the monsters and the weak." The Thin Blue Line - Police Officers

TheMetaPicture.comfrom TheMetaPicture.com

I don’t want to be an adult anymore…

Lol!

Kid Vision

Kid Vision

Kid Vision

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"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling. - Tina Fey"

theCHIVEfrom theCHIVE

That’s a very good point indeed (31 Photos)

good call Morgan...

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Story of my life. You can see the tear stains in my HP 7 book....hardcore status. My Hunger Games is a pdf....so no tear stains there....

Tina Fey's motherhood quotes. Sleep when your baby sleeps is the dumbest, unrealistic thing anyone has ever said to a new mom- a man probably made that one up!

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I’m out of here!

Lmao!!!

The Funny Beaverfrom The Funny Beaver

Random Funny Pictures Of The Week

So true

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