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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of the mental hospital.

Hahahahhaahha people ask me this alllll the time.. I've just lost 51lbs.. no thanks, I don't want another when mine is only 4 months old.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.