love this one!
no more kids
nobody loves you
haha I love it!! I'm awesome
journey i stopped believing - Google Search
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of the mental hospital.
Ahh how I like to clean!!
Hahahahhaahha people ask me this alllll the time.. I've just lost 51lbs.. no thanks, I don't want another when mine is only 4 months old.
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
Asylum • I know right! So people only have one part right.