If you ever want to get punched in the throat by a Nurse, say the words 'It sure is quiet around here' in the middle of her shift.

If you ever want to get punched in the throat by a Nurse, say the words 'It sure is quiet around here' in the middle of her shift.

How many times have I heard this?! Patient: Oh what's that one called...d...d... Me: dilaudid? Patient: oh yeah! I need that.

How many times have I heard this?! Patient: Oh what's that one called...d...d... Me: dilaudid? Patient: oh yeah! I need that.

Do you need help repositioning the patient? ---Offered by no doctor ever.  #healthcare #humor

Do you need help repositioning the patient? ---Offered by no doctor ever. #healthcare #humor

The perfect ecard for that perfect patient. ;) #Nurses #Funny #lol

The perfect ecard for that perfect patient. ;) #Nurses #Funny #lol

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