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Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

when the crystal meth is offered may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half.. and stick with beer.

Absolutely perfect.

A mothers prayer for realistic people. I heart Tina. Future "maybe" one? xD)children, this is the truth. Anywho this is funny and a nice read also. Go Tina Fey!

Seriously hilarious

5 deadly terms used by a woman Funny Signs And Quotes About Women from L. Sommer the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check my website for lots more funny stuff and sample readings to my various books

10 Fresh Memes Today! #5 Proposal Ideas With An Ring Made By Onions.

Voice activated coffee machine is my personal favorite.//Pizza Slaping Killed Me.

Shhh...hahaha!!!!! I tried to be quiet but it was just to close to home!!!!

"Remember as far as anyone knows. We are a nice normal family." So not my family we're all a little strange.

This is me. Thank God my husband love me anyway!

If you marry a creative person. My husband definitely married a creative person, lol.

marry someone you want to annoy the rest of your life - Google Търсене

marry someone you want to annoy the rest of your life - Google Търсене

Ultra safe for me...I've been dying to give you a foot rub :-). Just change the wine to chocolate!

The first row and the last row are true. I suppose the last column (Ultra safe) would be too if I drank wine. Let's just change that whole column to "chocolate" instead of wine.

easy enough

This shows us that women expect to be more emotional and want more sentimental things, whereas men just want beer and naked girls. We stereotype genders like this, however I don't think I've ever seen a girl not pleased by a naked man or a beer?

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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Which two will it be?

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Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

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17 Reasons Lily From "Modern Family" Is A Role Model To All Women

17 Reasons Lily From “Modern Family” Is A Role Model To All Women

17 Reasons Lily From "Modern Family" Is A Role Model To All Women

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