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F*ck. it's my favorite word!

Just because I have the vocabulary of a well educated sailor, doesn't mean I'm not a lady. :)

SomeEcards - Just because I have the vocabulary of a well educated sailor, doesn't mean I'm not a lady.

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Or the bed lol

Love this one! I want to cross stitch this onto a pillow...

I'm out of vodka~ too funny!

casual friday

In addition to Casual Friday, I propose: Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, and Call in Sick Thursday.

Another. Round please!

I live in Missouri & can vouch for the accuracy of this statement, crazy as it seems.And Kansas, too!

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fold button on my dryer, someecards

yup, so true Knox :)

Buttonly Creates: Pale never looked more pretty, The Dangers of being Tan. Skin Cancer, causes and prevention.

Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. Proud to be pale!

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse.  Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

Sounds like a valid excuse to me.

The inner monologue of a pinner.....

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.

Ways to deal with students saving "their spot" in your Zumba class.

why have six pack abs when you can hold a twelve pack?

Pet peeve!!!!! I know so many people who do this!!! Hate it, dont post it if you dont want to be asked!

So true, and one of my pet peeves! "If you don't want to talk about it, don't post vague status updates on FB, fishing for people to ask you what's wrong!

A good man and wine.....just call me Wonder Woman at that point!!!

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world. oh sorry, that's wine, wine does that.

Oh god,I am ashamed to say that is fits me sooo well.

'I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. Who's this fucking whore!

For fuck sakes Pinterest. Tell me when I've already pinned something. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

hahah yesss please!

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