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it's braille darn it!!

it's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying "i'm sexy".in braille, too funny!

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Funny Confession Ecard: You would think that after this many years of sleeping I would know of a comfortable place to put my stupid arms.

Funny Confession Ecard: You would think that after this many years of sleeping I would know of a comfortable place to put my stupid arms. Every night it's a problem.

If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control.

Funny Baby Ecard: If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control. Feel like this some days at work!

Funny Confession Ecard: Just because you put a pretty shirt over your muffin top does not make it a cupcake.

Funny Confession Ecard: Just because you put a pretty shirt over your muffin top does not make it a cupcake. Oh, my sides hurt from laughing.

When I go out in public looking like crap I throw on a pair of tennis shoes hoping that everyone will assume I've been working out. | Confession Ecard

Funny Confession Ecard: When I go out in public looking like crap I throw on a pair of tennis shoes hoping that everyone will assume I've been working out.

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!

Laughter / Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN. (against tables, floors, walls and ugly people.

I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!! | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

22 Reasons Why Gym Class Is The Most Horrifying Part Of Childhood

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

When I make something I saw on Pinterest, and people tell me I'm creative,  I feel like saying, "Haven't you seen Pinterest??!!"  I tell them I am not creative, I'm REcreative!! :)  And fess up to having seen it on Pinterest!

so i asked her how on earth she ever thought of that genius idea?she didn't bitch saw it on pintrest

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I don't think of myself as having a 'gray' thumb, but more of a plant hospice worker. Easing the transition so plants can go to Jesus.

Mom: "Stop touching the plants!" Plant: *dies* oh yeah . I can kill plastic cactus!

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eCard: I'm going to let these pans soak. Otherwise known as, I don't feel like doing the dishes. This is so true and so me.

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