hehehe... lucky me, I have a man who makes me feel that way AND always buys a bottle of my favorite wine when he makes me dinner!

I love a Martini, but Two at the Most. Three I'm Under the Table and Four I'm Under the Host!

Bitch.@Melissa Klapuch@Corey Pavliska@Carisa Bailey Stroop - i'm sorry guys, but these are crackin' me up.

That's me all the way!!! Took me a long time to get to this level of "bitch"! I'm sure as hell not going to change now!

somedays+your+like+wtf | ... remember the shit you put me through and Im like Fuck this shit. ecard

Have great taste in music, the looks aren't as important but are a definite bonus.

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