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LOL and look, take it from someone who was very heavy just a short time ago, the tighter the jean does NOT make you look smaller!!! Even now that I've lost all the weight I can't wear them for fear of flash backs of what I used to look like in them lol

I don't like making plan for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom. #Truth

I don't like making plan for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom. #Truth

Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friend's 'Hit like if you love Jesus' post. I really do like you.

Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friend's 'Hit like if you love Jesus' post. I really do like you.

Think before you hashtag, people. Also, hashtags mean nothing on Facebook so stop it.

Think before you hashtag, people. Also, hashtags mean nothing on Facebook so stop it.

Funny Friendship Ecard: 'Nice sock and sandal combo.' Said No One Ever.

Funny Friendship Ecard: 'Nice sock and sandal combo.' Said No One Ever.