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funny motherhood quotes "Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves.

.HAHA. my life.

Every time I go out in public and see people I know.

I wish more people practiced the art of "pretending". My world would be sooo.much better;

Thought I was the only one who did this

Even though I am not a mom, I have washed the load currently in the washing machine 4 times. and still forgot to put it in the dryer this morning.

Yes, quite true sometimes...or most of the time...or when they are being loud. LoL

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Parenting - children - funny: Screaming no longer fazes me. I now only get up for children at the sound of broken glass or the smell of smoke.

Being friends with your co-workers is like having pet tigers...fun in theory but you still wonder when they will turn on you.

Oh My Freaking Stars!: Friends & Pet Tigers Never mix work with pleasure!

That moment when someone else's kid make you thankful for how awesome your kind really is.

E-card: That moment when someone else's kid makes you thankful for how awesome your kid really is. (Don't need a reminder to know my kid is awesome though !

Funny Thanksgiving Ecard: Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

So funny! Thanksgiving Ecard: Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

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