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You hit like a bitch! life knocks you calmly get back up, terrbile, and very politely say, ‘You hit like a bitch. come at me life You hit like a bitch! life knocks you calmly get back up terrbile and very politely say ‘You bitch " come at me

Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book

Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book

This best selling adult coloring book is the perfect way to unwind and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Color the things you can't say. 21 single sided adult coloring p

Yeap. Sorry not sorry.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

"I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off."

I saw you have a beard and tattoos.

I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off. Funny quote on men.

My Ex? Yeah I'd still hit that... with a bus.

Hahahah there are a few other people's exes I would hit with a bus.

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. #ecard

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. BAHAHAHA ALL THE TIME!

Yeah so don't flatter yourself ;) haha

Ecard: If sex between 3 people is a threesome and between 2 people is a twosome. Now I understand why people call you handsome.

This is actually my life right now.

sometimes I just can't tell

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with my life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.

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Oh yes, there are those days! Ever+have+one+of+those+days+where+literally+everything+pisses+you+off?++Someone+could+be+like+ Look+at+that+rainbow,+ and+I'd+be+all+ Fuck+that+shit!

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