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Maddie Wilkins this reminds me of the beautiful smile I made yesterday
We all have those days. today is one of those days
If you want to drive a girl insane simply delete her Pinterest page. It's like destroying her memories, hopes & desires. -Dane Cook.
How long?? Yes yes I hate holding babies but never want to be rude when someone asks me to!
I feel the opposite when it is me crossing the street.. I think to myself "I was going to wait until you went by, just because you stopped doesnt mean I wanted you too and im gonna take my time" lol
And you know this...maaaan
This is pure gold, and no I am not speaking of the gold bedazzles on her sweater cardigan and fanny pack..
This. And the fact that it's way too dark outside.
(While in reality I'd love to meet old friends and get to know those I don't know so well)
I debated repinning this; but then couldn't quit snickering because I know 2 gals who this could have been!
Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress... Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.
See everyone!!! Proof that my potty mouth is awesome!