Totally agree this is better than therapy!! The only thing to add... wine or beer!!! Giggle, Quotes, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff, Humor, Therapy
So true ... so what's a girl to do?!?
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Tough choice. :D Quote: "Both of us can't look good at the same time. It's either me or the house."
It's a daily struggle... I want this sign!!! Mine should actually say it's emery or the house... Since I now leave with my shirt on backwards repin by #dazehub #daze #laughs
Wonder if this would fly at my house? Haha this is funny!
So funny. . . but the house has been winning lately!
Oh so true sadly I usually choose the house...
haha, so true! #funny #vintage #humor
Its me or the house... I choose me!
Truth! so funny!
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okay. i know alcoholism is not funny, and i have it in my own family....but this made me laugh anyway.
alcoholism is not funny, but this made me laugh very hard.#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
Hahaha this made me giggle, I know it's a touchy subject but it's still funny
okay. i know alcoholism is not funny, but I have an irreverent sense of humor
okay. i know alcoholism is not funny, ....but this made me laugh anyway.
Exactly! http://melanysguydlines.com/ #funny #humor #blogger #quotes
Things that make me laugh.
Not alcoholic. Truth
Ah Les...how many times have we said this????? Lol
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Isn't that the truth?!? I thought I was so fat back in High School. I would give anything to be that weight again.
OMG this is SO true! I thought I was fat in high school! HA yeah right I was smokin hot and 50 lbs lighter than now!
All through high school I weighed 110 lbs, could eat whatever I wanted whenever I wanted, but thought I had a little pouchy belly. Good thing I couldn't see me in the future, or maybe not.....
So true!! I thought I was fat back in high school but now I look at those pictures and see how tiny I really was. Sigh.
So true!! I thought I was fat back in high school.. yeah 2 kids later i'd die for that body back!
So true, thought I was fat in high school and now I just wish I could get back to that. Lol
seriously ...lol (I wish I was as thing as I was when I thought I was fat.") humor
I love this... I have a magnet on my fridge with this quote! So true!!!! :-/
I laugh now when I look at my High School photos...I thought I was so "fat"
Yeah I do:)
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Mostly I just stand around being fantastic. Refrigerator Magnet from Zazzle.com
giggle - oh i think of my bestie Anna when I read things like this:)) LOL
Mostly I just stand around being fantastic Blunt Card Refrigerator Magnet
True Story!! Mostly I just stand around being fantastic.
#bitch #quotes #vintage #fantastic
The truth is amazing!
made me laugh ;-)
Truth, and when i occasionally do swear my family laugh at me because they think it's so funny coming from me
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haha http://media-cache4.pinterest.com/upload/117586240240951050_67fYgyzt_f.jpg lindblom20 funny stuff
I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,..well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place. ;) ~ LOL Too funny
Hahahah. I don't care for swearing but sometimes it just happens. This if funny x)
So true for me sometimes. Not proud to admit it, but it's the truth :)
Spoken by somebody in advertising:) #swearing #deadlines #humor
true fact #swearing #cursing #cussing #funny #quote
Ha Ha so true! | Isn't this the truth?! | Swearing
Also things are more funny when you swear
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Absolutely laughed out loud at this one! Too funny, too true (sometimes) ;)
somehow the truth in this one makes it less funny
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Hummm, yup it's one of those things!
Ain't that the truth...can i please repin this to my forehead???
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This is funny, but I didn't laugh... because I really am tired of how stupid everyone is getting.
I'm Exhausted by how stupid everyone is getting - vintage funny quote
Funny Bitchy Quotes... This one is for you Steph!!!
Hmmm should this be in "funny stuff" or "truth" ?
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Funny Bitchy Quotes Well this is pretty true!!
Funny thing is, I feel this way often.
So True! Funny Bitchy Quotes
truth The Party Goddess! Marley Majcher ThePartyGoddess.com #quote #sarcasm #profanity #humor #funny #lol #vintage
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3 languages; not sure I'm proficient in profanity, but I guess I can hold my own. Just thought this was too funny!
I know most people would tell me to clean up my act, or at least not admit to this, but it's who I am (for now).. I guess I also speak another language: the Truth!
Lol you're so delusional. It's so pathetic how you still think all those things when literally none of it is true. But it's cool bro. I don't need to impress you or be liked by anyone on your whore side of the tracks. I have the truth and my dignity on my side and all you have is a pathetic life and marriage to a total and complete lying douche. Is that why none of his friends stuck around? Cuz handling two of you is too much? Thank you for making me laugh though.
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Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
Language Proficiency? #humor #lol #funny
So true, sarcasm is my first language
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Parenting. I asked my kids one day to start whispering when I found them whining for things because my ears hurt and I could not hear what they wanted.. It really worked for me and they stopped whining! Amazing! ( bend over and ask them to please whisper like this with their big girl or boy voice so you can hear what they are saying) It works!
made me laugh b/c it's so true!! I do this to my kids b/c it's a lot easier and works a lot better :)
Coming from a single parent household where we COWERED IN FEAR when our mom whispered, I can testify to the truth of this statement.
Don't yell at your kids! Lean in real close and whisper...it's much scarier! LOL so true!
Parenting. This is so what my mom did when I was a kid. It really is much scarier!! LOL
This might be a Parenting Quote, but I think it applies to Teachers as well! lol
Parenting. My mom whispered things to us and it was scary! Haha.
Truth! How to be a good parent.
Funny stuff and so true!
This is so true!!!
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So true for all of us, some of the time! We ought to have that same patience in our homes, remember there is ALWAYS at least one witness (he is there - just look up!"). No one else has an infinite amount of patience for us, except our Lord!
For the exasperated parent. #patience #funny #humor #sticker #parenting
This is the first thing to make me laugh. Loudly.
So true!!! Laughing so hard that I'm crying!!!
So true! Teenagers will test your patience!
Funny quotes about being a mom! So True
Humor stems from truth...
So true funny stuff
So true - giggle :)
Different Types of Music Stands - I almost NEVER change my pin descriptions, but I have to say that on this pin I will. But only for the sole purpose of explaining that I have actually laughed out loud at this pin.
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Different Types of Music Stands - YES!.... Oh good times in Band, I do switch stands around because one of those mentioned situations occurred. Our band room is full of leaners and the Hobbit stands get thrown to the flutes by the trumpets. All the good stand never leave percussion.
Different Types of Music Stands - Band geeks will remember. Also, another Pinner mentioned "your lap" as another one and I would have to say yep to that.
Different Kinds of Music Stands. Every childhood band geek gets this one. Music Stands are, apparently, the whipping boy of the band room... they take a LOT of abuse!
The Different Type Of Music Stands. YES! If you have been in band, you will laugh! :D omg had all of these in my band room
Different Types of Music Stands... I don't really use stands, but this is so true at Edison, lol.
Different Types of Music Stands - This is so true its not even funny.
Different Types of Music Stands. #bandgeek
Marching Band Funny Music Stands
Love of a mother #single mother
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Great moms make the world go 'round. #mothersday #mom #parenting #quotes #sallybs @Sally B's Skin Yummies They do! <3
[ raybansunglasses.hk.to ] #ray #ban #ray_ban #sunglasses #chic #vintage #new Great to own a Ray-Ban sunglasses as summer gift.Love of a mother #single mother
"So much of what we know about love, we learn from our mother'' @Joan Fisher
Mothers are mothers and no one can ever replace a mother! Love this!
Love my mom she taught me everything I am
Love of a mother #love u my mother
I love my mom so much😘
Happy Mother's Day!
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So True! Actually...I'm just glad I didn't say most of the things I thought of to say in the middle of the argument!
hahaha - this is SO me! I like to think of it as God's filter for my mouth to keep me from saying things I can't take back - but there will be 1 time that it will happen!!! =D
I wish I would of thought of it earlier... Almost want to start it over... So I can say these things
So true I'm not an argumentative person but ex wives seem to want to fight cry and act stupid - and I listen to their bs and don't stoop to their pathetic level - things I could say!!!!
All the time!! Or before the argument starts, you think of all the things you want to say, then forget in the heat of the moment...
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Things that make me laugh / .
And add "you got a minute?" ain't this true lol
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Holy shiz my life story. Growing up this was last thing I ever wanted to hear. I can still hear my mom "when you get home I need to talk to you". Oh crap
Haha! So true! I try to avoid saying this, for that reason, or I say, "I need to talk to you. About a super serious thing, you're in terrible trouble, haha, j/k I am so funny" and then it is just awkward.
And you suddenly remember all the bad things you've done in your life. :-)
Bits of Truth... all quotes: .0469
I panic when... #quote So true!
Made me laugh! So true!
#quotes true story
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Abuse is inhumane! However Sarcasm is merely "WIT" Def: Wit is a form of intelligent humour, the ability to say or write things that are clever and usually funny.
Proves my point that sarcasm is part-emotional abuse. Because first physical confrontation is illegal but a snarky remark has no evidence except whatever a person said. (Not saying all sarcasm is not necessary but a lot of people think they are sarcastically funny but in fact SUCK at sarcasm/humor) It is abuse when all persons are not laughing therefore used to hurt not help.
so true!!! All I need now is a special sarcasm font - for all my social networking needs LMAO
Yes, I agress. http://melanysguydlines.com #humor #blogger #funny #quotes #memes
Or pretending sarcasm so you can say the truth without other people catching on.
The worst thing about sarcasm is it does not text well.
i still say there needs to be a sarcasm emoticon....
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Sarcasm- so true
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"HAHAHAHAHA!! Story of my life" <--- the fact that Kerri Weems posted this makes me happy lol
HAHAHAHAHA!! I WISH this was the story of my life ... sometimes
Hahahaha!!!!! Problems for girls with big boobies :)
This is pretty funny! Admit it. And oh so true
Truth. Ain't nobody got time for black eyes
Same feeling i have about jumping jacks
Busty girl problems.
Lol funny shit.
Sad but true...
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Some people have a way of bringing out the worst in us, so we have to show restraint...right?!! What's in our head is private - LOL!
Just keep smiling and nodding your head and everyone thinks you're nice and calm;)
For those "special" people in our lives...
actually many more than three times...
OMG. Story of my life lately! lol
I may look calm... hahaha
Haha sooooo funny
you know it!
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this is funny to me because i make my own jokes and will laugh by myself... sometimes when alone......... Or maybe ALL the time . Okay you squeezed the truth out of me. I do it ALL the time. ;)
"I try not to laugh at my own jokes. But we all know I'm hilarious." Can't stand the error in this, but it's so true ;)
True story! ...I may not laugh at my jokes but I do laugh at myself time to time ha ha
I try not to laugh at my own jokes. But we all know I'm hilarious. So True.
Quote I try not to laugh at my own jokes but we all know I'm hilarious
the sad truth is that i laugh the hardest at my own jokes.
I don't try..I laugh at funny stuff