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    For Scott. Oh, and the people I work with. Plus my friends and pretty much everyone I am related to or have ever come into contact with.


    Our #wedding plans are coming along quite nicely. You can ask me out on our first date any time now. LOL so true


    Yep. All the time.

    You Are The Only One I Want To Annoy For The Rest Of My Life. Happy Anniversary! | Anniversary Ecard |

    Happy Anniversary!

    Omg that is awesome

    Soooo me and my best guy friend! We swear like mofos to each other always calling each other names but love him like the brother I never had!

    Surprised this wasn't on my card from my honey.....

    When I say 'I'd like to talk', what I really mean is 'I'd like to completely blindside you and unleash weeks of pent up frustration and resentment until you understand my feelings.' @btrthnrvnge

    That about sums it up

    haha happens alllll the time! especially when you're bf doesn't get off til midnight!

    Unfortunately true.


    For real...

    Funny Reminders Ecard: 'Taco Bell isn't real Mexican food.' I know this. I'm not going there for the authentic Mexican cuisine. I'm going there because I'm broke and I like tacos.