Folks this is your captain speaking. As you look out your window you can see we are indeed on fire. I want to let you know that we are doing everything we can up here in the cockpit. But At this time I would like you to head as far between your legs and kiss your ass good bye. And as always we thank you for fly with Scary Air.
Aircraft Landing Lights - When seen from a position in line with the approach direction, can seem to hang (hover) in the same position for a period of time, sometimes stimulating a UFO sighting. - MUFON Certified Field Investigator – Common IFO candidate object filtering guideline.