School days, school days; dear old golden rule days. Readin' and 'ritin' and 'rithmetic taught to the tune of the hickory stick. You were my queen in calico; I was your bashful barefoot beau. And you wrote on my slate, "I love you, Joe." When we were a couple of kids.
"Always wore dresses like this to school, girls were not allowed to wear pants, except in the winter and you had to wear them under your dress and remove them when you got to school! Sears, Roebuck and Co. Catalog and J C Penny's too!"