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This could not be closer to the truth!!!

A Woman's Cold vs. A Man's Cold Except for the baby, this is my house!

Or puts a dish in the sink and calls it doing the dishes

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

I seriously just laughed out loud! @mallorytomlinson

You ask your husband to do the dishes, he suddenly has to poop. Ask them anything and they suddenly have to poop.

Hahahah!!!! I was just thinking this today! Stupid signs... Nobody cares if there's a baby on board or how many stick people are in your family!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

The quickest way to get your husband to fix something, is to get out his tools and start the project yourself.

Funny Confession Ecard: The quickest way to get your husband to fix something, is to get out his tools and start the project yourself. So true!

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Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

First Time Mom and Dad: News Flash From Hell: Naps Don't Last Forever. #ByeByeNaptime

Funny Baby Ecard: Just FYI. I won't be taking naps any more. That means you'll need to get all your shit done while I'm awake. Good luck with that!

I realized today that too many of my conversations start with, 'I saw this thing on Pinterest...'

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I realized today that too many of my conversations start with,

Sometimes I think Mommy is happier than me when I don't have homework.

I think my grader has more homework then I did in high school lol

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house." Although mine usually does clean the house too:)

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