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STFU and get over yourself button! -- I can think of ONE reason why this would be a FINE addition to FB!

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitche.

I Know I Have One  See more funny pics at killthehydra.com!

lol tis true sometimes.girls do say suck my dick even tho we don't have one. wonder if that saying would make it as far as suck my dick. Oh just some random thoughts.

Middle finger

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Another chance? Sorry, Im fresh out of chances. But I have this big middle finger that has been on back order for you.

This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for?!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

I think I left the fuck I don't give all the way over there. It's located right under the pile of go fuck yourself.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I think I left the fuck I don't give all the way over there. It's located right under the pile of go fuck yourself.

Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

-My mom always said, just remember if you embarrass me.I WILL embarrass you too!

lol!!! Oh man... lol!

Blame everyone else but the real person who's at fault. That will work.

Really thank you

I wish more people practiced the art of "pretending". My world would be sooo.much better;

If I had a dollar for every time I've said this since joining the social work field I'd be neither judge nor professional I'd be crazy lady livin' in diamond-encrusted tree-house!

Nursing Jocularity on

This pin demonstrates a common view of psychologists, therapists, and other mental health professionals. The view that we (as mental health professionals) judge and diagnose everyone we happen upon.

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