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funny quotes and sayings about life - Google Search@Hahaaaaa so true ! ;-)
oh so true, story of my life
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if you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question. This is so true
My life motto
I don't give a shit - like, at all.
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You'll never be me or have my life. PLEASE get this thru ur head- & stop implying that I do! U just love the drama. Get over it.
True, so be careful not to annoy me, and you might never see my angry side
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"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway." ~Robert Downey Jr.
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My life motto
Ha! Robert Downey Jnr giving out what is either a brilliant life plan or really bad customer service advice.
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True story. I DO have a quick reaction to bullshit!
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For Kristi..... you should put this up in your office!! ;)
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I want this on my front door.
Yeah. | life, quotes & thoughts.
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Goest & Fucketh Thyself. This made me laugh
Seriously, I am a teen going through physical changes clearly and my hips are wider than they were last summer! Its a good thing but a size 24 is too narrow and a size 25 is perfect, still great! But when someone tells you to go on a diet! THEYRE FUCKING LOWRISE MY HIPS GOT WIDER IVE BEEN DOING SQUATS FOR 4 MONTHS DONT FUCKING TELL ME TO GO ON A DIET! #jellybish #didyoujustcallmefat #letmeseeyouslipintoasize1 #dafuqiswrongwithyou
Thanks some funny shit. Lol
Great ecard for use with the free Animate Me App. Turn this ecard into a funny video ecard! www.animatemeapp....
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J&M BBQ motto.
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Quote : Can you see the "fuck you" in my smile?
"I've got a question for you Gabriel this once" I smiled looking up to his eyes, tasting the blood in my mouth as I hung. "Go ahead" he folded his arms, grinning. "Can you see the 'fuck you' in my smile?" His grin faltered with shock, "If the answer is no, look harder." I finished with a laugh. "Cute" he swung.
There is some things in LIFE that Is UNFORGIVABLE~cheating on your pregnant wife , choosing a slut over your own child, and constantly lying to justify your actions.
(EDIT)"Why is she so excited?" Levi asked looking over to Dani who was bouncing up and down on her toes smiling like a mad woman. "Her sister Natalie is visiting." I answered crossing my arms and grimacing at the thought of Dani's older sister. "You don't look to happy about that," he observed. "That's because I'm not. Every time Natalie visits she ends up hurting Dani, but Dani is to nice to hold a grudge." "What does Natalie do?" he asked curious. "What does she do? Well let's see, last time she visited Dani and Colton were going out. Natalie decided to have a party and half way through Dani went home. Natalie got Colton drunk then proceeded to hook up with him. Dani was crushed and Natalie didn't even care. That's why Dani and Colton broke up." "Really, that's-" he didn't get the chance to finish his sentence because Dani came over. "I wonder where she is she was supposed to be here by the time school ended." "She's probably at the bar, getting wasted or screwing around with someone." I mumbled. "What?" She asked. "I said I'll just drive you." "Oh, no you guys can go. She'll be here soon." "I'll just wait until she gets here." I said not wanting to leave her stranded. "No, really go you don't have to wait." "Fine, but call me if you need me okay?" I said consenting. "Can I stay? I wanna meet your sister." Levi asked and I realized he was trying to stay incase she didn't show. "Sure," "Okay, bye guys." I said walking out the door and to my car. I stopped by the gas station for a soda. When I left I looked across the street to the bar and stopped dead in my tracks. Natalie was inside hanging all over this middle aged man. I put my soda on the roof of my car and walked over to the bar. I stormed inside and over to Natalie. "Natalie, what the fuck are you doing here? You're supposed to pick up Dani from school." "Oh, hey Jordyn. How ya been?" she asked clearly drunk. "Listen bitch. I'm not in the mood in case you can't see the 'fuck you' in my smile," I said pointing to my face and giving her a venomous smile. "So you better sober the fuck up and come up with a good excuse as to why you left your sister stranded at school." "You seem very upset, maybe you should have a drink." she said putting her bottle up to my mouth. I grabbed it and threw it to the wall and it exploded. "Hey!" The bartender shouted and I looked at him, eyes blazing. "Shut the fuck up!" "That wasn't very nice Jordyn."Natalie said slurring her words. "Listen Natalie, I don't like you, never have, but for some reason Dani has forgiven you over and over again. But I am this close, to beating your ass." I said the last part sticking my thumb and pointer finger in her face hardly a centimeter apart from one another. "You understand?" She stood up and stumbled a little bit. "You don't intimidate me, and if you think for one instant that you can take me in a fight you're wrong." I was boiling mad, I glared at her as every bottle in that bar exploded. I lifted up my hands and kept the water away from me, my eyes not leaving hers for a second. "One of these days, Dani will have had enough of your shit and I won't have to put up with you anymore." I stormed out of the bar, the glass of broken bottles crunching beneath my boots. I got into my car and sped away.
Can you? :D lol funny stuff!
Not very nice, but so very true. . . Can you see the "fuck you" in my smile?
Not crazy, just INFJ
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la folie est héréditaire
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Funny Farewell Ecard: Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.
. repin by #dazehub #daze #humor
Pet Peeve! True story!!!
Hate when people can't use the right form of a word...a pet peeve of mine lol
Truth about people who gossip.
my thoughts EXACTLY ;)
If it hadnt been for the instructions
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I know its gross but some people really do need this.
Good thing it had instructions.
Funny sign or sad that there has to be one??
Hahaha why do I find this so funny!?
I can't stop laughing
Bahahaha!!! Can you imagine how many people would avoid this?!?
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a funny pictures, rugs
Awesome Rug Find Funny things to Pin here: http://bit.ly/1azhExH
Best rug ever - Funny Stuff | Putting a smile on your face.
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Some people take a lot of energy
Free, Workplace Ecard: I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today.
"I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today!" Amen
I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today.i definitely have these days.
Story of my life with some people.
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like a boss. We told our kids years ago that Santa, the Tooth Fairy and the easter bunny are not real. They took it "Like a boss" lol
Exactly why my parents never told me those lies and I will not be telling my children them. I want my kids to believe what I say to them!
My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said 'tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa claus' and walked away like a boss. Pretty awesome
Ecard, so funny!
Dads record their kids playing and then act out the scenes. Absolutely hilarious! 'So um, do you want the penguin?' Hahahaha
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Kid History is the BEST!! Dads record their kids playing and then act out the scenes. Absolutely hilarious!
Hysterical! Dads record their kids playing, and act out the scenes. Oh my god. Kid Snippets: new favorite awesome!!!
Dads record their kids playing and then act out the scenes. I died laughing!! So cute so funny
If movies were written by our children... We asked a couple kids to pretend to be a salesman and a customer. This is what they came up with. Enjoy the debut episode of "Kid Snippets."
So funny!!! (Dads record their kids playing, and act out the scenes.)
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You are here! I will help you market your business using social media. My companies track record speaks for itself www.monopolizesocialmedia.com You want answers and I have them! Take notes #jmhhacker #ownsocialmedia #socialmedia #seo #googleplus #klout #workfromhome #homebusiness
funny social media quote
Checked email, Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest. Ready to start my day. Oh look, it's lunch time. Haha so true.
Checked email, Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest. Ready to start my day. Oh look, it's lunch time *story of my life :P* | eCards
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When I'm insanely down... Spice Girls. Don't judge.
I have the worst taste in music. I know. I have a special file for other, real, people to listen to.
oh this is so true. This describes my life exactly. Matthew Phillips-- that conversation we had the other day.. Don't judge ;)
taste in music funny quotes don't judge me
My taste in music ranges from "you need to listen to this!" to "I know, please don't judge me" lol so true!
LOL, this is exactly how I feel about group projects in school:)
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I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone. This completely represents how I'm feeling today! Go jump off a bridge!
I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone ... Amen!
This is how I feel about group work in grad school
So funny and So true
The proper skirt length is at least two inches below your cellulite.
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The proper skirt length is at least two inches below your cellulite. | Reminders Ecard
some people need to be made aware of this...I wear nothing but maxi skirts!
Amen!!! PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
The proper skirt length is at least two inches below your cellulite. AMEN!!!
some people need to be made aware of this... OMG I just literally LOL SO FUNNY AND TRUE!!
Sometimes You Gotta Dance Like Nobody’s Watching. The man in the speedos is fabulous lol