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Oh I so ate a sexy beast this morning. Ok let's just pretend I did."I'm sexy and I know it" HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Thank you for helping me feel CREATIVE even though I've really just been sitting at my computer for the last 3 hours.

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

so me.lol "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

May the (fitness) odds be ever in your favor.

The Odds Will Forever Be In Your Favor If You Survive This Workout

I work out because I know I would've been the first to die in the Hunger Games. <--better to be safe than sorry!

I don't laugh often, but when I do it's usually because someone fell. Stay clumsy my friends.

Lol soooo true but as long as they're not hurt because then it's just mean but yeah stay clumsy, people! One time I was going to slide into home plate but I tripped over it but I was still safe! Lol it was funny I was COVERED in the chalk.

The saying shouldn't be "I slept like a baby."  Let's change it to "I slept like a husband."

9 E-Cards You Wish You Could Send Your Ex

The saying shouldn't be "I slept like a baby." Let's change it to "I slept like a husband." True especially when your kid is crying in the middle of the night

If Barbie were an actual woman she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.   Barbie's weight is 110 lbs and is 5’9” tall. Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.Slumber Party Barbie came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

If Barbie were a real women she would be tall, a bust, a waist, hips & a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” & likes her weight at 110 lbs. Barbie would have a BMI of fit the weight criteria for anorexia

This is too funny and a true story! LOL

25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old.

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