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Lmao

Funny Ecard: I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

Funny Confession Ecard: Why yes, I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it.

I don't just smile. I laugh like the crazy bitch I am. Funny Confession Ecard: Why yes, I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it.

From this point on i plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared.   lol  funny

Funny ecard: From this point on, I plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared ;

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

ecard: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes. (So it is possible to read in sarcasm.

close-minded

Free and Funny News Ecard: If you are going to be close-minded. would you mind being close-mouthed as well?

Flight attendant prayer #aviationhumorpeople

Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

Oh Lord, forgive me but yes this is how I feel these days! Wouldn't have it any other way!

i know its naughty but it made me giggle haha, funny yoga namaste

No joke...how I have to approach life with certain individuals.  #growup

Funny Confession Ecard: Contrary to popular belief, I'm not oblivious to what's going on, I'm just a professional avoider of drama, whining, and bullshit.

The supply of available curse words

The supply of available curse words

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands. SO TRUE.SO TRUE.

'dumbass' would be offensive

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I end a sentence with 'just saying' because ending the sentence with 'dumbass' would be offensive.

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Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: The only thing I don't like about you is that constant inhaling & exhaling habit you have.

Witty insults from famous people - Imgur

Witty insults from famous people

Ever had that thought "Oh man I should've said bla bla bla..." Well, this book could come in handy!

Anything is better than trying to argue using profanity and 'whateverrrr'. Insults & Comebacks For All Occasions Book

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend. If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw, to Winston Churchill.

21 Scathingly Witty Insults By Famous People

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