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eCard: I'm going to let these pans soak. Otherwise known as, I don't feel like doing the dishes. This is so true and so me.


Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I don't want to fold my laundry. So I'll restart the dryer.in a row.

So true

E-card: You know the feeling where you want to clean the house all day and cook a huge meal for dinner? Yeah, me either.

I never knew you could change the caption!!!!

10 Inspirational Quotes Of The Day (337)

I don't check or read the caption haha! Oops -I edited this caption though

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

I die a little each time my phone rings. Hate talking on the phone

10 Wedding Memes! #3 Romantic Wedding Photo: Original Creativity.

Showing up in your friends wedding. Wedding memes: Attending the weeding, eat food, hate everyone.

Funny Confession Ecard: My Pinterest account looks like I am going to be very fit, very fat or very, very drunk.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I think I'm allergic to chocolate. My ass and thighs are showing definite signs of swelling.

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

Because you have to prove you love each other by showing everyone else. Ugh so annoying

Sarcasm, Satire

The reasons why Mommy is allowed to curse

The reason I'm allowed to use curse words, honey, is because Mommy has a lot more fucking shit to curse about than you do.

enough said...

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Bring on the warmer temperatures! Oh wait. I'm too fat for summer right now.

Ummm.. No no wait... Ummm oh yeah.. I mean. Hahaha

every time but spell check is there too! thank you God for spell check

:) luke bryan. lol.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one.

You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one - LOL! We say, keep feet feeling silky smooth in between pedicures with the Qtica Intense Overnight Foot Repair Balm