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this needs to be on a sign in my house!

I need to remember this for the next time the kids try to argue with me. I think this should be a plaque at our house.maybe right next to the time out chair!


i may look calm but . I may look calm, but in my head We killed you three times. Your name isn't leatseatburgers i may look calm but I in my head We killed you three times Your name isn't leatseatburgers

Baby Quote

when I have kids. this saying will be somewhere in their nursery.From the moment they placed you in my arms you snuggled right into my heart. wall art wall quote wall sayings


Silverman "I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them. Are "Personality Time Release Capsules" a thing yet? Scientists, please consider. Thanks Single Dad Laughing

my Mom - don't tell her I said so...

Truer words have never been spoken. Thanks, Mom! This was when I knew I was officially a mom.when this made PERFECT sense!

Evil trick!!!

My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like. I look better in the mirror, that's for sure.

Motherhood... so true

This motherhood quote couldn't be more spot on! "Motherhood- The only place you can experience heaven and hell at the same time".

notes in kids lunch boxes

I like to put cute little notes in my kids' lunch boxes like "I love you" or "I know what you did" or "thanks for the stretch marks"

This made me laugh really hard.

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the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.


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