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Sometimes I look at my bathroom floors and counters and think 'How am I not bald ?'
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I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore.
This is mostly true...though today I kicked Target's ass and despite walking around for an hour kept to the prescribed shopping list.
I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.
Linda Darcy, why don't we change it altogether to "Let's BEAT Grandpa!" until he listens to us and NOT chop wood and do stupid things until he recovers fully!!!!
Heat makes things expand...so i don't have an eating problem...i'm just hot...
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I'm looking for the side effect that says: May cause unlimited energy and motivation to exercise and clean the house. :)
So true! I especially thought it when I would be taking a bath as a kid and it would do it. I would get SO scared! lol
Funny Breakup Ecard: This breakup is better than Weight Watchers.
...but without the socks.