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I'm sorry but I am NOT BORING. I just decided it was time to stop boozing, partying, flirting and dancing.it's called being a Responsible Adult. I'm only boring most of the time sometimes I am bad!

Here, dear. A nice steaming cup of grow the fuck up is just what you need.

Here, dear. A nice steaming cup of grow the fuck up is just what you need. but man flu is a real illness

hahaha. horrible, but funny.

I wish it was socially acceptable to throw water balloons at people who annoy me. Like, I don't want to hurt you, but I do want to ruin your day.

Dear Dad,    I'm not pregnant or in jail.     Happy Father's Day.

Nowadays that is a major accomplishment. As a parent, I certainly would be proud of my children if I didn't have to deal with baby mama's. Plus, you have to feel for all those unfortunate children with broken homes.

The Poet is handcrafted for versatility. Ideal for succinct messages, this square board can be hung on the wall, leaned on a side table, or easily transported and used as a photography prop. This 10"

The Poet

The story of my life. The Poet is handcrafted for versatility. Ideal for succinct messages, this square board can be hung on the wall, leaned on a side table, or easily transported and used as a photography prop.

Recolor has been amazing for myself and my daughter. We love the new pictures every day. They let me relax, have fun and express through colors.

Recolor has been amazing for myself and my daughter. They let me relax, have fun and express through colors.

Thank you nanny for teaching me this lesson!

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Funny Confession Ecard: Im not a princess. I dont need saving. Im a freaking Queen. I got this shit handled.like a boss

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