haha because I'm far from being able to do everything but at least my kids are clean, dressed, and fed before me every single day. It might be 8 a.m. Before I can get to the bathroom or to get dressed but they are always ready before me. Thank you to the bitch who showed me NOT how to care for children. Help Me, Are You Kidding Me Humor, Good Ideas, Giggle, Single Mom Humor, Supermom, Heehee
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If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.... :)
I think those are the exact words I used in a conversation with Beezer this morning before school...
This would be funnier if I wasn't pretty sure I'd said this to my kids at some point...
I seriously tell my kids this at least once a day! Why won't they learn?!
lol! If you would *just* listen!!! I want to say this every morning
Replace "Mommy" with "Ms. Keller" and you have my classroom...
Not a mother, but thought it was still funny!
For Real! Just kidding... But, really..
love my son, but seriously.....
Oh this is bad, but seriously funny.
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Helpful tip: If you ever get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name I pray, Amen'.....I need 2 remember this!
This would actually work at my job! ;-)
That's great & some funny shit!
Such good advice!
Night shift humor
haha good idea!
This made me smile.
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Funny Family Ecard: Yes.. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now... say I'm pretty.
I swear I've had this conversation with my husband!
Parenting win. Ha, this is so true for me!
Too bad my husband doesn't look at my pins
:) Hahahaha... so funny.. so true !
Totally my life right now....
Story of my life some days!
Parenting win @Kelly Taylor
To my husband....
This has a very literal meaning for an INFJ. I love that my Dad and I share the same personality. We can read each other's brain from across the room. It give me peace. It's also a great relief to know that he and my husband are such close friends. My dad helps my husband understand my quirkiness at his expense. What a treasure of a dad I have.
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Let me sleep. #ecard Check out my facebook page for more humor .... https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
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Book related quotes :p So true! If this goes for anyone else... like or repin :D
This is so true and I shouldn't be posting this in "funny stuff."
I laughed, but only because there is truth in this!!!
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Sooo me...and why I've had a hard time getting to the gym lately (change "couch" to "bed" though)!!
Haha I think this about my bed every morning
... haha so true!! Me at the moment
SO funny and, unfortunately, true!
Lol!! This is totally me!!!
well the body is right
And so is my bed
haha true story
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This one is not really funny to me....it's more scary actually.
I am afraid.... Be afraid. Funny but true
Really funny only b/c it's sad but true!
funny but true! HA! so true!
Not really funny, but true.
Be afraid. Funny, but true.
Seriously. Funny but true.
Not so funny, but true
My thoughts exactly!
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Always how I feel when I go out and decide not to drink.... which thanksfully doesn't occur often ;-)
LOL! The way I feel at all holiday family functions...even if I've been drinking!
I feel like this after pretty much a whole week of drinking
Last 9 months this is how ive been feeling. true story.
way too sober... haha this happens wayy too often lmao
I feel like someecards is an autobiography of my life.
Lol even though I don't drink this is my life!
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I don't judge people based on race, creed, color or gender. I judge people based on spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure.
This supposed to be funny-but I don't get it? .....It sounds normal to me, as I judge people on the same basis. .... AM I THE ONLY ONE?
I don't really intend to judge people on this basis, either, but it does, inevitably, happen.
English teachers hate to admit this, but it's just so true...I know I do it.
Yes. I am the grammar Nazi.
Savannah Law School humor
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Okay, so if you've ever been a children's church leader or worked in extended care, you've probably had a day or two like this. :D
Oh... school's out today? Hey kids, let's play a game... Mwahahaha!
Parenting tip brought to you by Sandy's school closures!
I know the lesson for children's church tomorrow...LOL
This is so funny an Alex really loves duck tape lol
Ahh the joy of being a mother
just kidding, but...
made me giggle
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Story of my life. And almost validates me wanting to slap someone when they say "everything happens for a reason"
For real! But who wants to take responsibility for their own actions?
I would love to tell this so someone in my life right now..
You Know it ;-) seems to be a habit with some people! Lol
This describes a few people in my life!!!
Some people really need to learn this
More classroom management.
haha so true
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln - my mom was awesome and she taught me to know and love Jehovah God!
We love this quote from Abraham Lincoln about his mother! The quote inspires moms everywhere.
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln #truth
Happy Mother's Day #Swells ! We so agree Abraham Lincoln!
Bits of Truth... all quotes // Mother's Day
#Truth perfect for Mother's Day
hahaha after a night of drinking
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Kijk, dit had ik ook kunnen vragen, maar dat laat ik over aan Brunch girl! (and of course I would never threaten you! ;-)
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Brunch Girl – Buy Me Brunch... Pretty much me every Sunday
Brunch Girl – Buy Me Brunch. Need this for my kitchen.
Brunch Girl poster – Buy Me Brunch
Brunch Girl #thefunnyside
Brunch Girl poster
Brunch Girl – lol
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Some people call it "nagging". I call it "just do what I freaking told you to do the first time!!" ((YESSS... takes a while but they learn eventually!))
Nagging ... just do what I told you the first time
Nagging... Do it the first time I ask you.
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Made me laugh and so true
Funny ecard. Truth
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Funny Birthday Ecard: I'm 30 but I still feel like I'm 20... until I hang out with 20 year olds... then I'm like, nope never mind, I'm 30. LMAO
Funny Birthday Ecard: I'm 30
Funny Birthday Ecard
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I don't speak Whinese & no, I'm not sorry. Hilarious and so true!!
Bahahahaha!!! That's to funny! Sorry but I don't speak whinese.
funny.. So true. I always tell little ones about their whining
this is the best ever !! and so true I cant stop laughing!!
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"I'm sorry, I don't speak whinese." #funny
This made me giggle.
I am not "trophy wife" material. I'm more of a "participation ribbon" kind of gal.
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well according to my husband, I am the trophy wife. ;)
My husband would agree I am sure! lol
LOL- the story of my life.. hahahaha!
Why do I find this so funny?!
Oh how it made me giggle...
This made me giggle.
Haha.. So true
yep. my life.
oh so true
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Haha I find everything out, and I do mean everything. The lame-ness of girls never ceases to amaze me! Thanks for the giggle ;)
The truth always prevails ... And girls are good at finding out the truth without even looking for it
It will happen. FOR MONI! girl ya know... :)
My children have yet to figure this out ...
Sherlock Holmes hahahaha
Find shit out ... E Card
MY LIFE IN AN ECARD
To my children...
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Seriously! Always complaining, negative nancy, "my life sucks". Nobody wants that type of person in there life. Ever wonder why you don't have friends and why your family stays far away from you. Go get help! Damn.
Baha I don't know why I thought this was so funny!
I can hear all my friends saying this hahahah
to one specific person in my life
Lmao..... so funny!! I'm saying
So funny, for so many reasons.
bahahhaha story of my life
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