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I'm concerned your choice in alcoholic beverages is now based on calorie count rather than intoxication efficiency.

Lol! This goes along with me starting a diet every morning & forgetting I'm on a diet by 10 am, but by that time, I've blown it already. :-)

I can't tell if I am dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore. Truth!

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Ha! True story

Funny Confession Ecard: Coffee keeps me busy until its acceptable to drink wine. Nn#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#

Your God-fearing Facebook updates do not cause me to forget the godless whore you were in high school.

Hahaha seriousuly. I'm so awkward around attractive people. I apologize ahead of time... story of my life!!