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Fair question.

Fair question.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not…

Yep, that's me. I can't help it.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

Haha! True.

hahaha so true. The speed in which a woman says 'nothing' when asked 'what's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin.

Funny!

story of my life, we're friends because we judge. it's our thing, some people shop, we judge.

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Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

Maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 & shoved it into your personality

Maybe your dick is so small because you took of it and shoved it into your personality. This makes me laugh every time I read it :)

Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick

I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.'

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!: E Card, Quotes, Fun

Too true!

"Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away". I have no filter

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

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