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I haven’t been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I’ve said all day. So, I’m gonna sit here and pretend I’m on the phone. That should do it.

You may think you're cute by waking up at the ass crack of dawn, but just day you will be a teenager and payback sucks. LOL

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