It is a well known fact that cats will soon take over the world. They've already got you playing to their every whim. "Meow!" (Okay, we'll give you wet food.) "MEOW!" (Okay, we'll pet you.) "MeOW!" (Okay, we'll stop petting you.) "MEow." (Sure, you can come into the bedroom and stomp on our faces while we try to sleep.) Sound familiar? Yep, you've been kitteh-pwned.