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I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure a Nyquil margarita will solve all your problems

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

I'll be saying this to my friends with kids. But then again, this might be why I'm not being invited to the princess parties.

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol. Yup,nuf said.

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