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Sigh... mysteriously opened and spilled fruit snacks, toy car, raisens, and smashed crackers... motherhood
So true! I always find crumbs, trash, something sticky, and that thing I had been looking for! Haha my bag is always too big anyway.
So true, last week I had Paige's sock, a half eaten sucker that was stuck to the inside of my purse, Gavin's hot wheels, and skyla's strapless bra all in the bottom of my purse!!
Any mother has experienced this at one time or another! I always have a hot wheels car or Lego.
So true, but I normally find a matchbox car and socks...lol.
yup! Hotwheels, pacifiers, those little green army men...
So true!! And hot wheels !!!
Funny ecards so true
Ha! So true...
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Funny Baby Ecard: You know how when you're in the bathroom for half an hour and nobody bothers you? Yeah, I don't...I'm not a Dad...TRUE !
I pinned this to my funny folder but I don't think it's funny.... it's way too true and super unfair.
Mommy Problems!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think it matters how old they are either!! Mine are not little anymore and they still do it!!!
@Samantha Fair Cassara - TOTALLY validates my story I told you on the lake last week!!!! I just needed ONE TIME.:)
HA!. I can't even be in the bathroom for one minute. My puppy comes looking for me and puts her paws under the door. Lol
I will say our kids bug us equally, but unlike me, K remembers we finally have a second bathroom for the first time in our lives. I'm starting to lock the door and yell at them to go out to the back bathroom.
So true and so unfair! The last time I got a half hour in the bathroom was when I got to take a bath at my parent's house and my mom watched the kids!
I will give credit where credit is due. Josh is an Amazing father The best ive seen personally.......but since we've had kids his time spent in the bathroom has increased exponentially. And unlike mom's quick potty breaks, its uninterrupted ...........wtheck.
Very much my life!
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I thought I was the only one! :o Shower Schizophrenia: The constant belief that you hear a child crying while you're trying to take a shower.
OMG! I thought I was the only one this happened to! It's maternal PTSD. someecards.com - Shower Schizophrenia: The constant belief that you hear a child crying while you're trying to take a shower.
someecards.com - Shower Schizophrenia: The constant belief that you hear a child crying while you're trying to take a shower. So true
someecards.com - Shower Schizophrenia: The constant belief that you hear a child crying while you're trying to take a shower. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS!
Every.single.time.- LMBO I thought it was only me!! :-)
story of my life... Made me laugh cause it is so true.
Shower Schizophrenia ....i thought it was just me!!!
I think this may be a mom thing.
so true, so true...LOL!
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Funny but Mostly for Women #seems_legit #true_story #vintage_posters
So true!! Story of me since motherhood, but so worth it!!
Today I couldn't remember my address. True story:) WoW.
so true, so true...LOL! Story of my life. ;-)
Story of my life - still laughing
so true, story of my life! ;)
So true, totally me!!!
Yes! Funny stuff...
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Funny Family Ecard: 'All those people that told me I would become a morning person when I had kids lied to me. Now I'm just grumpy in the morning AND I have kids to witness it.'
...except I have two kids that are also not morning people and it's a deadly combination.
My poor kids ALWAYS remember my coffee.
My life! Haha so true Gloria!
It's true. Poor kids...
My life! Haha so true
I hate mornings too.
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I haven’t been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I’ve said all day. So, I’m gonna sit here and pretend I’m on the phone. That should do it.
SO TRUE!!! NEVER FAILS!!! EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!
Every single time - this is so true haha
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Every single time. So so true!!!
True!!!!! Story of my life lol
Soooo true :)
This will probably be my future children
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omg...i feel like my father should be oh so PROUD that all his kids have his same sick, twisted sense of humor :)
Twisted sense of humor, one reason I am afraid to have kids. Lol
This is perfect for me & my sister with our boys!!! So true!!
So true...My mother probably thinks this all the time.
Twisted Sense of Humor. Gonna show this one to my dad
your ecards twisted sense of humor proud or scared
Haha This is so true with my kids!!!
Twisted sense of humor e card
so proud #funny stuff
Bahaha..So sad but true
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"In the near future, little old ladies won't be able to knit, sew, or quilt, but they'll take awesome self-pics in the bathroom mirror.." #selfies
OMG!! Isn't that the sad truth! And what's with all the selfies anyway???
LOL!!!!!!! Hit my funny bone....HARD! ;-)
Scary thought.. haha
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Or doesn't know its done until they actually see it being done and then ask "What are you doing?" Cleaning butt face...cleaning...
...and when someone else does something, they expect a fucking medal.
Exactly. Im showing this to my husband later ;)
Story of my life! #imamom #myhusbandhasocd
Why house work is the absolute worst!
Story of my life #housewifelife
This is so true in my house!
Exactly!!!! To my husband!
So damn true!!
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My life story...and read with both meanings in mind!
My life story @Chasity Foster helton
my life story! @Callie Anderson
My life story. HA SO ME!
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My life story
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I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that's who. Happy Belated Birthday!
This is true, just gotta accept the fact that I'm the president of the itty bitty titty committee
LOL!! Yeah not really but makes me feel better about not having big boobs LOL!
Story of my life. Minus the God part.
Makes me feel better about myself
Jajaja... the story of my life
Hahahahah my life story
So true...I hate folding laundry
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I don't want to fold my laundry. So I'll restart the dryer. 3 times... ...in a row. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
Story of my life...legit...I read this to my mom and she laughed in agreement
So true... I hate folding laundry, but then I get in trouble :p
I thought I was the only one who did this....story of my life!
This is so Drew! Giggles. I see it on a regular basis. :-)
so me.... i hate folding laundry ---- this is so true.
sooo true!!!! I hate folding laundry!
That's some funny stuff...lol
.... hate folding laundry
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I used to have functioning brain cells but I traded them in for children ... true story
I may have pinned this already, but you know, functioning brain cells and children...
Truth - I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children.
Now I have functioning children and a non-functioning brain. Yay me.
Functioning brain cells are overrated anyway!
I used to have functioning brain cells...
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Problem with Caffeine? from your e cards @Kat Ellis Wilson
Problem with Caffeine? Diet Coke, yes please!
Oh, Mountain Dew. I hate how much I love you.
Mountain Dew! a.k.a "mommy juice" :)
Specifically coffee...and diet coke
Love that morning coffee!
That's just my life.
coffee coffee coffee
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hahaah so true words-bucket-list-funny-stuff
Sometimes e-cards tell my life story...
Omg!!! story of my life when on nights.
Happens all the freaking time!
yes, happened today actually!!
STORY OF MY LIFE!!!!
My life story
Ha! So true
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I love this. My husband says this is the definition of me.
The truth about women. #someecards hahahah so funny.
I'll probably receive this from my husband soon
My husband must've made this e-card ;)
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Haha true story
haha so true
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Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel pj pants into black yoga pants qualifies as "getting dressed." Ohh, so very close to the truth!
this is actually my life...and im not even a mother yet. I literally am wearing plaid flannel pants right now and i will get up in the morning and put on my black yoga pants for work...what has my life beome
truth is I take my daughter to school everyday in my pajamas. I don't even change into yoga pants;)
Yep, totally me! Made it into the black yoga pants today! Oh yeah!
Ha ha! This is so true!!! in my black yoga pants right now (:
Sad that I just put my yoga pants on lol...so true!
Lol so true.... Story of my life
My life as an ecard.
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I love getting lost in a great romance novel. Then my husband farts, tells me he loves me, and brings me back to my real life.
I love getting lost in a great romance novel. Then my husband farts, tells me he loves me, and brings me back to my real life. Awesome. Not so much with the romance novels anymore but, yeah, I'll be in the middle of a great love story and then *bam* reality! LMAO!!!
Not so much with the romance novels but maybe a romance movie (if he lets me watch one) yeah, I'll be in the middle of a great love story and then *bam* reality! Lol I do love him, though.
Hahaha yep know this too well - if 50 shades is considered a "romance novel" bahaha
I dont read romance novels but I can relate to the other parts, haha
dont read romance novels, but this made me laugh out loud hahah
I don't read romance novels, but the rest is true enough!
Not that I read romance novels, but yeah. Love you, babe.
Super mom powers