Today's forecast calls for near record swamp ass.

hahahha

hahahahaha

Funny Weekend Ecard: Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.

Hahahahaha

everyday

too true

global warming... nbd.

This is too funny :)

I really do love my kids!

Today's heat has me more hot and bothered than a lonely housewife reading Fifty Shades of Grey at a Magic Mike screening.

Seriously!

This goes for all seasons.

Someecards..

Diagnosis: Awesome

Forecast for everyday...

I love this saying, but you must be authentic southern girl to pull it off

ha!

I need to...

Good plan!

I'm+usually+about+Live,+Laugh,+Love,+and+Dance+but+today+its+more+like,+Raise,+Aim,+Fire,+and+Reload...