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the pity train has just derailed at the corner of suck it up and move on, and crashed into we all have problems before coming to a stop at get the hell over it.cupofzup.com

Because I feel fat today, I will have Cake! #shutupandeatthecake #hateskinnybitches #comfortfood #dontjudge

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Hakuna Ma'VODKA!!

@Emily Schoenfeld Robin

I need this for my house and show it to my kids when they act up

It seems like no matter whose house we go to for a party or get together, we always end up hanging out on the porch!

So true! I Can't even sleep with the covers off cause then it would hurt too bad when I get stabbed in my sleep!!!!!! It's a scary life being me!

I live in my pajamas unless I am going somewhere or I know someone is about to come over to my house. Even then it's iffy....makes me laugh but almost always a true story!