HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BIRD? I met this bird by the tree near the library. We chilled for like, 5 minutes & then without any warning he just flew away. We really hit it off. So if you see him, please let him know I miss that crazy son of a bitch.
I was dying reading these out loud in my living room, but my roommate does not think any of these are funny. I feel sorry for him and his lack of ability to make fun of hipster pictures.«««lol the lamp one 😂
Oh god the baby's face! Cift friend came over ity babysit last night. Geri's this photo w. my heh st: Oh god the baby's face! Baby stew Cift friend came over ity babysit last night Geri's this photo w aii my heh st: