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I know what the problem is

I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone. (I HATE talking on the phone. But I will drop everything to talk to my husband when he calls.

Perks of being a social worker ;) I can call it like I see it

I feel like I’m dying of laughter every time I read this…best someecard I’ve seen yet. My friend and I were cracking up after seeing it a couple days ago, I’ve wanted so badly to post it on people’s.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But I'm on bath salts, and your face looks tasty!

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

funny by j'aime<3

"next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face and ask if they expected that" lol funny ecard

Actually I AM anti social lol but I will NEVER understand the point in pretending to like people you can't stand, life is entirely too short and precious to do so. I would rather spend my short time here with those I truly care about.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. this is my life

Maybe people would stop thinking you're such a bitch if you stopped being such a bitch

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

teaching interrupting you

Inspiring image ecard, funny, lol, this is the life, work - Resolution - Find the image to your taste

He's sloppy seconds! or thirds! or fourths!

i put this under "nurse" category instead of "funny" because sometimes as a nurse, we not only need to save a pt's life but may need to refrain from ending it :)

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Funny Friendship Ecard: Being my best friend means listening to stories about my bowl movements. Are you sure you can handle this?