Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

True story.  Though I do enjoy hiking and beaching and the like.

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True story. Though I do enjoy hiking and beaching and the like.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I'd fake blindness to touch you inappropriately.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I'd fake blindness to touch you inappropriately.

Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you now.

Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you now.

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SomeEcards : How to make your own e-cards in seconds AND it's hilarious !!

Create your own e-card in seconds. It's hilarious ! via http://lynneknowlton.com

We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

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