rock, paper, scissors....
Random blowies can't be beat.
asking for a blowjob when I don't feel like it = rock in your FACE! hahaha
Yes--but mainly i just wanted to keep the bottom picture.
Amanda Snelson Warren - You just made my night and it has EVERYTHING to do with the comments!! Thank you, my friend. You are also an orange soda twig! *giggles uncontrollably* ♊️
No One Would Ever Commit Crimes (If Spider Man's super power was shooting spiders out of his hands.)
This is the best thing I have ever seen
Gummy bear surgery - I discovered the other day that the Life brand gummy bears have hairy chests. I makes me laugh.
So funny I think this would only be funny to people who use photoshop. #compartirvideos #uploadfunny #funnypictures
Ha ha ha this is funny stuff but if a person told me in real life I would call them dumb.
I dont know why I laughed so hard at this. Maybe it's cause I can see myself doing this
mukluks, swim trunks, and a shredded cookie monster shirt... and a lot of cookies.
Adventures with George Washington..no idea why I find this sooo funny, but there it is...
I just love that face hahaha...I can't stop laughing!
"Here, let me get that for you. Tips are not expected, but are greatly appreciated." God, the Lift Boy.