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Oh, my profanity is offensive? So is your fucking sensitive nature, so we're even.

soo true once you take off your bra you know your settled where you are

Its true Clear jars are a collectors best friend. So true! In Memory of My Best Friend Breast Cancer Heart Tee true

You don't know me.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: screw you recommended serving size.


Funny Confession Ecard: I found your problem. You're a fucking dumbass.

Happens every time

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I've been at work less than 30 minutes and already I am using the word Fuck like a comma

This describes me perfectly! I'm not usually a bitch, but when I am WHATCH THE EFF OUT!!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard:I'm the lead float in the Bitch Parade.

Exactly. #intjfemale I don't fake liking people. I can be a grown ass adult tho and be nice when I need to be

I'm not shy. I' m not shy. I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to. yup I'm not shy I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to Most of you aren 't (lloll" yup

Un-Inspirational Sayings...

shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard

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I feel this way many days.almost 7 billion people on the planet and i can only tolerate around 10 at the most


Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Your dumb shit is what makes me want to get tanked at 11 am.

but change work to "having to sit through the last 50 days of high school before graduation"....

FML Realization

"If I died & went straight to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore." I like my job, but this is funny